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How True ?

 

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

 

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

 

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

 

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

 

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

 

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

 

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

 

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

 

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

 

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

 

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

 

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NET ADDICT

 

1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy-----for a year!!!!!"(FOR DIAL UP'S) 

 

2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control.

 

3. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

 

4. You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ ......instead of ICU!

 

5. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

 

6. You placed the refrigerator beside your computer.

 

7. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have ICQ in your car.

 

8. Tech support calls YOU for help.

 

9. You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out."

 

10. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.

 

11. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.

 

12. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.

 

13. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.

 

14. You find out divorce papers had been served on you 6 months ago.

 

15. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

 

16. You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.

 

17. You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for awhile.

 

18. You say......."Where did the time go??"

 

19. You sit on ICQ for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on.

 

20. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

 

21.You end your sentences with.....three or more periods..... ..

 

22. Your shoes are suddenly 2 sizes too small.

 

23. You think faster than the computer.

 

24. You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and ** kisses**.

 

25. Being called a newbie is a major insult to you.

 

26. You're on the phone and say BRB.

 

27. Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.

 

28. Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this...."BRB. Leave your S/N and I'll TTYL ASAP".

 

29. You get up at 2:00 AM to go to the bathroom and turn the computer on instead.

 

30. You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of-life.

 

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Most of us have only been exposed to the concept of infinite loops while on hold with your credit card or phone company, but infinite loops can also be a beautiful and less frustrating concept not involving a phone. Aesthetically popularized by M.C. Escher, Escher himself would be feverishly sharpening his pencil if got a gander of this infinite loop forming table. Inspired by the “slow and perpetual flow of the Nile River,” the “Endless Nile” table by Karim Rashid, is a fluid form of DuPont Corian molded over a steel structure on a wooden base. As part of the newly formed Design Republic of Egypt brand, Mr. Rashid’s composition for Amr Helmy Designs hopes to showcase Egyptian’s take on international design trends around the globe

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Steampunk LCD mod

From owners website : This is a 22″ widescreen LCD that I built to compliment my brass keyboards. The frame is solid 1/4-inch brass that has been sanded and polished to a high shine. The base features a mixture of brass and black marble with a small brass “cord catch” to keep the power and data cords tidy.Patience, folks…mice are coming soon!
This particular LCD is going to be seen in an upcoming, modernized, arthaus/indy/slasher remake of the old Nosferatu silent film along with a custom keyboard that has runes on the keys. The film is being made by Red Scream Films LLC. and looks like it’s going to be really cool.
After filming, this LCD will be auctioned on Ebay. Be sure to join my mailing list to be notified when it goes on sale

Interesting equation

 

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

 

Pigs = eat + sleep

 

Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy

 

If, Human - enjoy = Pigs + work

 

In other words,

 

Human that don't know enjoy = pigs that work

 

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Men = eat + sleep + earn money

 

Pigs = eat + sleep

 

Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money

 

If Men - earn money = Pigs

 

In other words,

 

Men that don't earn money = Pigs

 

 

 

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Women = eat + sleep + spend

 

Pigs = eat + sleep

 

Hence, Women = Pigs + spend

 

If, Women - spend = Pigs

 

In other words,

 

Women that don't spend = Pigs

 

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Summary:

 

Men earn money not to let women become pigs!

 

Women spend not to let men become pigs!

 

Men + Women = 2 Pigs

 

Wish all the pigs happy forever.

 

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The Result of Intiative

 

Some years ago, three brothers left the farm to work in the city. They were all hired by the same company at the same pay. Three years later, Jim was being paid $500 a month, Frank was receiving $1,000, but George was now making $1,500.

 

 Their father decided to visit the employer. He listened to the confused father and said, "I will let the boys explain for themselves."

 

 Jim was summoned to the supervisor's office and was told, "Jim, I understand the Far East Importers has just brought in a large transport plane loaded with Japanese import goods. Will you please go over to the airport and get a cargo inventory?"

 

 Three minutes later, Jim returned to the office. "The cargo was one thousand bolts of Japanese silk," Jim reported. "I got the information over the telephone from a member of the crew."

 

 When Jim left, Frank, the $1,000 a month brother, was called. "Frank," said the supervisor, "I wish you'd go out to the airport and get an inventory of the cargo plane which was just brought in by Far East Importers."

 

 An hour later, Frank was back in the office with a list showing that the plane carried 1,000 bolts of Japanese silk, 500 transistor radios, and 1,000 hand painted bamboo trays. George, the $1,500 a month brother, was given identical instructions. Working hours were over when he finally returned.

 

"The transport plane carried one thousand bolts of Japanese silk," he began. "It was on sale at sixty dollars a bolt, so I took a two-day option on the whole lot.

 

I have wired a designer in New York offering the silk at seventy-five dollars a bolt. I expect to have the order tomorrow. I also found five hundred transistor radios, which I sold over the telephone at a profit of $2.30 each.

 

There were a thousand bamboo trays, but they were of poor quality, so I didn't try to do anything with them."

 

 

 

 When George left the office, the employer smiled. "You probably noticed," he said, "that Jim doesn't do what he's told, Frank does only what he'd told, but George does without being told."

 

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The future is full of promise for one who shows initiative.

 

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Don't Judge to Quickly

There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away.

The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring, the third in summer and the fourth son in the fall.

When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to describe what they had seen.

The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent and twisted.

The second son said, no, that it was covered with green buds and full of promise.

The third son disagreed; he said it was laden with blossoms that smelled so sweet and looked so beautiful. It was the most graceful thing he had ever seen.

The last son disagreed with all of them. He said it was ripe and drooping with fruit - full of life and fulfillment.

The man then explained to his sons that they were all right, because they had each seen but only one season in the tree's life.

He told them that you cannot judge a tree, or a person by only one season, and that the essence of who they are and the pleasure, joy, and love that comes from that life can only be measured at the end, when all the seasons are up.

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Sisyphus V: A Robot Making a Zen Garden

This isn't a sandbox with a marble in it. Sysyphus V, a kinetic sculpture by Bruce Shapiro looks like a Zen Garden. But instead of a buddhist monk carefully raking gravel, it's an autonomous steel sphere carefully crawling over and over, making polar geometric shapes that can best be described as iterative lilies or stars. A magnet on an arm on a two axis plotter sites underneath the half-ton set up, and Sisyphus is making its first appearance here, at Maker Faire 2008

Greenpix Zero Energy Wall

Greenpix is a Zero Energy Media Wall in Beijing created by Simone Giostra & Partners and the Arup folks. It’s been added to the curtain wall of the Xicui entertainment complex near the site of the 2008 Olympic Games. It mixes the largest color LED display technology with a photovoltaic system which means that the wall burns the only energy it harvests during the day

Laywer's BMW

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door,

 

Ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene,
 

 

The lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

 

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.

 

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer,

 

"You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

 

"Oh my gooood....", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex???!!!!!"

 

A Million Frogs

 

A farmer came into town and asked the owner of a restaurant if he could use a million frog legs.The restaurant owner was shocked and asked the man where he could get so many frog legs! The farmer replied, "There is a pond near my house that is full of frogs--millions of them. They croak all during the night and are about to drive me crazy!"

 

So the restaurant owner and the farmer made an agreement that the farmer would deliver frogs to the restaurant five hundred at a time for the next several weeks.

 

 

 

The first week, the farmer returned to the restaurant looking rather sheepish, with two scrawny little frogs. The restaurant owner said, "Well...where are all the frogs?" The farmer said, "I was mistaken.  There were only these two frogs in the pond. But they sure were making a lot of noise!"

 

Next time you hear somebody criticizing or making fun of you, remember it's probably just a couple of noisy frogs. Also--remember that problems always seem bigger in the dark.

 

 

 

Have you ever lain in your bed at might worrying about things which seem almost overwhelming- -like a million frogs croaking? Chances are pretty good that when the morning comes, and you take a closer look, you'll wonder what all the fuss was about.

 

The Emperor

 

An emperor in the Far East was growing old and knew it was time to choose his successor. Instead of choosing one of his assistants or his children, he decided something different. He called young people in the kingdom together one day. He said, "It is time for me to step down and choose the next emperor. I have decided to choose one of you."

 

 

 

  The kids were shocked! But the emperor continued. "I am going to give each one of you a seed today. One very special seed. I want you to plant the seed, water it and come back here after one year from today with what you have grown from this one seed. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be the next emperor!"

 

 

 

  One boy named Ling was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed. He went home and excitedly told his mother the story. She helped him get a pot and planting soil, and he planted the seed and watered it carefully. Every day he would water it and watch to see if it had grown. After about three weeks, some of the other youths began to talk about their seeds and the plants that were beginning to grow.

 

 

 

  Ling kept checking his seed, but nothing ever grew. 3 weeks, 4 weeks, 5 weeks went by. Still nothing. By now, others were talking about their plants but Ling didn't have a plant, and he felt like a failure. Six months went by, still nothing in Ling's pot. He just knew he had killed his seed.

 

 

 

  Everyone else had trees and tall plants, but he had nothing. Ling didn't say anything to his friends, however. He just kept waiting for his seed to grow.

 

 

 

  A year finally went by and all the youths of the kingdom brought their plants to the emperor for inspection. Ling told his mother that he wasn't going to take an empty pot. But honest about what happened, Ling felt sick to his stomach, but he knew his mother was right.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He took his empty pot to the palace. When Ling arrived, he was amazed at the variety of plants grown by the other youths. They were beautiful in all shapes and sizes. Ling put his empty pot on the floor and many of the other kinds laughed at him. A few felt sorry for him and just said, "Hey nice try."

 

 

 

  When the emperor arrived, he surveyed the room and greeted the young people. Ling just tried to hide in the back. "What great plants, trees and flowers you have grown," said the emperor. "Today, one of you will be appointed the next emperor!" All of a sudden, the emperor spotted Ling at the back of the room with his empty pot. He ordered his guards to bring him to the front. Ling was terrified. "The emperor knows I'm a failure! Maybe he will have me killed!"

 

 

 

  When Ling got to the front, the Emperor asked his name. "My name is Ling," he replied. All the kids were laughing and making fun of him. The emperor asked everyone to quiet down. He looked at Ling, and then announced to the crowd, "Behold your new emperor! His name is Ling!" Ling couldn't believe it. Ling couldn't even grow his seed. How could he be the new emperor?

 

 

 

  Then the emperor said, "One year ago today, I gave everyone here a seed. I told you to take the seed, plant it, water it, and bring it back to me today. But I gave you all boiled seeds, which would not grow. All of you, except Ling, have brought me trees and plants and flowers. When you found that the seed would not grow, you substituted another seed for the one I gave you. Ling was the only one with the courage and honesty to bring me a pot with my seed in it. Therefore, he is the one who will be the new emperor!"

 

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If you plant honesty, you will reap trust.

 

If you plant goodness, you will reap friends.

 

If you plant humility, you will reap greatness.

 

If you plant perseverance, you will reap victory.

 

If you plant consideration, you will reap harmony.

 

If you plant hard work, you will reap success.

 

If you plant forgiveness, you will reap reconciliation.

 

If you plant openness, you will reap intimacy.

 

If you plant patience, you will reap improvements.

 

If you plant faith, you will reap miracles.

 

But

 

If you plant dishonesty, you will reap distrust.

 

If you plant selfishness, you will reap loneliness.

 

If you plant pride, you will reap destruction.

 

If you plant envy, you will reap trouble.

 

If you plant laziness, you will reap stagnation.

 

If you plant bitterness, you will reap isolation.

 

If you plant greed, you will reap loss.

 

If you plant gossip, you will reap enemies.

 

If you plant worries, you will reap wrinkles.

 

If you plant sin, you will reap guilt.

 

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So be careful what you plant now, It will determine what you will reap tomorrow, The seeds you now scatter, Will make life worse or better, your life or the ones who will come after. Yes, someday, you will enjoy the fruits, or you will pay for the choices you plant today.

 

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