Sunday, November 30, 2008
Saturday, November 29, 2008
HAPPINESS is the delicate
It is the inner joy that can be sought or caught, But never taught or bought.
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Life is only travelled once.Today"s moment becomes Tomorrow"s Memory.
Enjoy Every Moment Good or Bad Because the gift of Life is LIFE itself.
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WE NEVER GET WHAT WE WANT,
WE NEVER WANT WE GET,
WE NEVER HAVE WHAT WE LIKE,
WE NEVER LIKE WHAT WE HAVE,
STILL WE LIVE.....STILL WE HOPE.......THAT' S LIFE.
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The spaces between your fingers were created So that another person's fingers would fill them in.
Hope you have found the hand that you are meant to hold on forever.
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How Processor Speed Is Reported to a Computer
As of January 2002, Windows XP uses the currentspeed value rather than the maxspeed value because the maxspeed value was reporting inconsistent values.
After startup, the processor may not correctly reflect its correct speed until a program utilizes processor cycles.
The computer basic input/output system (BIOS) in some laptop computers may throttle the processor because of heat, load, power AC/DC.
To check the currentspeed setting:
1.Click Start, click Control Panel, and then click Performance and Maintenance.
2.Click See basic information about your computer. On the General tab, the processor speed (in MHz) appears under Computer.
To check the maxspeed setting:
1.Click Start, point to All Programs, point to Accessories, point to System Tools, and then click System Information.
2.The speed (Maxspeed) of the processor appears in MHz in the System Information window, in the right column of System Summary, under Processor.
.NOTE: System Information from Administrative Tools always reports Maxspeed.
If you click Start, point to All Programs, point to Accessories, point to System Tools, and then click System Information, the correct processor speed
(for example, 797 MHz = 800 MHz) is shown.
After you start the System Information tool, the System Properties tool in Control Panel displays the correct speed. However, when you first start your computer, the incorrect speed is shown in the System Properties tool in Control Panel.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
13 Killer Excel 2007 Shortcuts
13 Killer Excel 2007 Shortcuts
1. Apply the outline border to the selected cells. [ Ctrl-Shift-& ]
2. Apply the Date format with the day, month, and year.[ Ctrl-Shift-# ]
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4. Enter the current time. [ Ctrl-Shift-: ]
5. Enter the current date. [ Ctrl-; ]
6. Hide the selected rows. [ Ctrl-9 ]
7. Hide the selected columns. [ Ctrl-0 ]
8. Alternate between displaying cell values and displaying formulas in the worksheet. [ Ctrl-` ]
9. Display the Find and Replace dialog box, with the Replace tab selected. [ Ctrl-H ]
10. Display the Insert Hyperlink dialog box for new hyperlink. [ Ctrl-K ]
11. Display the Print Preview window. [ Ctrl-F2 ]
12. Switch to the next workbook window. [ Ctrl-F6 ]
13. Display the Macro dialog box to create, run, edit, or delete a macro. [ Alt-F8 ]
Friday, November 21, 2008
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Microsoft Excel Shortcut keys
Auto sum shortcut key : Quickly create a Microsoft Excel formula to get the sum of all cells by highlighting the cells you wish to know the value of and pressing ALT and = .
Create hyper links in Excel : Quickly create hyper links in your Microsoft Word, Excel, or Front Page document by highlighting text and pressing "CTRL + K".
Close all open files at once : Close all open Microsoft Word and/or Excel files by holding down the shift key and clicking "File" and then "Close All".
Quickly open recently opened files : Quickly open the recent files by first pressing "ALT + F" to open the file Menu and press 1, 2, 3, or 4.
Create underlines without any text : This tip works with the majority of Microsoft Office applications. Easily create an underlined space by pressing CTRL + U to start the underline, then press SHIFT + Space for each underlined space you wish to create. An example of how this could be used is for printable forms, for example: Name: .
Print only sections of a document : Save on your printer ink by selectively printing in Windows programs such as Microsoft Word, Internet Explorer, WordPad, Outlook, etc. To do this highlight portions of text you wish to print and click print. In the printer dialog window under Page Range choose the option Selection. It is important to realize that not all programs or printer drivers support this feature.
Repeat recent action : Using the F4 key in Microsoft Office 2000 and above allows the user to repeat the last used action. For example, if you have changed the font of a selected text and wish to change another portion of text to the same font, pressing F4 will do this for you automatically.
Quickly undo : Quickly undo mistakes in the majority of most PC Windows program by pressing CTRL + Z.
Quickly above cell contents : In Microsoft Excel press CTRL + SHIFT + " to copy the above cells contents.
Using the Microsoft Excel Auto filter : Organize cells quickly by using Microsoft Auto filter. Columns that contains long listing of data can be easily sorted by using the Auto filter option, to use this option select the top rows of the columns you want to be used and select Data / Filter and Auto Filter. Once successfully completed you can use drop down arrows to filter the data automatically.
Friday, November 14, 2008
Parrot for sale
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Windows XP Interface Tips
2. Remove the Frequently Used Programs List From the Start Menu
To obtain more space for pinned programs, you can remove the frequently used programs completely.
Create a new DWORD value called 'NoStartMenuMFUprog ramsList' and give it the value '1'.
Reboot or restart the explorer process to enable this tip. Now you have much more start menu space to drag and drop your own shortcuts.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Meaning of ABCDEFG
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.. ..
It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
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Why I am Glad to be a Women
* We got off the Titanic first.
* There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
* We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
* Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
* Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
* Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... ( You got the point? ).
* We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
* We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay!
* We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
* We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
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Stupid Question / Answers
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Answer:-Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.
Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?
Stupid Question:-Is ! The "Paneer butter Masala" dish good??
Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Hardware Troubleshooting Tips
Troubleshooting Tips for New Monitors
Here is some basic trouble shooting tips for new monitors:
1. The picture does not appear
* Check to make sure the signal cable is firmly connected in the socket.* Check to see if the computer system's power is ON.* Check that the Brightness Control is at the appropriate position, not at the minimum.
2. The Screen is not synchronized
* Check to make sure the signal cable is firmly connected in the socket.* Check that the output level matches the input level of your computer.* Make sure the signal timing of the computer system is within the specification of the monitor.
3. The position of the screen is not in the center
* Adjust the H-Size, H-Phase or V-Size, V-Center controls.* Check if the signal timing of the computer system is within the specification of the monitor.
4. The screen is too bright or too dark
* Check if the Brightness or contrast control is at the appropriate position, not at the maximum or minimum.* Check if the specified voltage is applied* Check if the signal timing of the computer system is within the specification of the monitor.* Especially, check the horizontal frequency.
5. The screen is shaking
* Move all objects that emit a magnetic field, such as a motor or transformer, away from the monitor.* Check if the specified voltage is applied.* Check if the signal timing of the computer system is within the specification of the monitor.
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